January Is Too Late to Save Christmas
The 5-Day Pre-Christmas Detox that prepares your body for the holiday chaos — so you can enjoy every party, every meal, and every moment without the guilt, weight gain, or New Year's crash.
Give me 30 minutes per day and I guarantee you’ll lose at least
5lbs of inflamed fat in 5 days flat
Just $37 to join and if you don’t lose at least 5lbs of inflammation from your body, you don’t pay
Currently you'll get taken right to the instant replay of the last webinar…
Right now, your body is calibrated for normal life. But December is coming with more stress, more food, more decisions, more emotional load — and your biology has no idea it's about to get hit. That mismatch is what wrecks people every single year. The foggy brain. The heavy body. The short fuse. The complete depletion by January 2nd.
Here's what most people don't know: Christmas Day, Boxing Day, and New Year's Day are the HIGHEST days for heart attacks and cardiovascular deaths. My own father died on Boxing Day. Not from an accident — but because his body wasn't strong enough to fight a simple infection.
This isn't about willpower. It's about preparation. And if you start now — not January 1st — you can actually enjoy this Christmas instead of just surviving it...
After 25 Years Treating Over 10,000 Patients With Chronic Inflammation, I Discovered Why 80% Fail at Dieting
Dear Friend,
My name is Dr. Christopher Pickard, and I ran a chiropractic clinic for 25 years where I treated over 10,000 patients suffering from chronic pain and inflammation.
But it wasn't until I started helping women with their weight that I discovered something the $190 billion diet industry doesn't want you to know...
It's called "The Diet Loop" - and it's why you keep gaining back every pound you lose.
Here's what happens:
Every time you lose weight, your fat cells release inflammatory man-made chemicals directly into your bloodstream.
(Harvard just confirmed this. So did Yale. And the NIH.)
These aren't just random toxins. They're hiding in your home right now:
• BPA from plastic water bottles and food containers you use daily
• Pesticides from non-organic produce you've eaten for decades
• Chemicals from cleaning products and personal care items absorbed through your skin
But here's the disturbing part...
These chemicals are called "obesogens" - and they're specifically designed to make you gain weight.
Within 48 hours of fat loss, they:
⚠️ Slash your metabolism by 30%
🔻 Force your thyroid to slow down
🍬 Trigger uncontrollable sugar cravings
🔄 Create "metabolic memory" that practically guarantees weight regain
This is why 80% of women fail at dieting.
Not because of lack of willpower...
But because women are LITERALLY poisoning themselves every time they try to lose weight.
The Proof Is In My Patients' Results:
Treena Cope wrote: "My RA in my knees and hands have all but disappeared so clearly it's helped with inflammation. I'm sleeping better (thank god) too it seems to have started the weight loss again after stalling... Honestly I feel brilliant no headaches now either brain fog gone, cravings for sugar and 'rubbish' gone it's quite odd I've spent years trying every diet invented I think and just like that this has worked for me."
Dr. Kaushal in Ireland: "I effortlessly lost 19lbs in 2 months... Before I had eczema, reflux and used to puff on an inhaler a few times a week. All are clear/not necessary any more... people can't believe I'm 43!!"
Yvonne Taylor: "My husband has now lost a stone and a half in weight and some aches and pains he has had in his back and leg have eased considerably... He used to suffer with low blood sugar levels - since introducing this his sugar levels are perfect."
Instead of Counting Calories, We Clear Inflammation FIRST
After seeing this "Diet Loop" destroy thousands of my patients' attempts at weight loss, I developed a completely different approach:
What if you could "prime" your body BEFORE losing weight?
What if you could actually HELP your body eliminate these toxins instead of letting them wreak havoc?
The result?
My patients drop 5lbs of inflammation in 5 days without:
✅ Gym memberships or exhausting workouts
✅ Starving themselves or counting calories
✅ Overpriced supplements that don't work
✅ Losing muscle or getting "ozempic face"
✅ The crushing fatigue that comes with typical diets
Instead, they experience:
✅ Release 5 Lbs of Stored Inflammation: Clear out 120,000+ man-made chemicals hijacking your hormones with a simple daily protocol
✅ Sustainable and Repeatable: By reducing inflammation at its root, you keep the weight OFF permanently
✅ Radiate Vitality: Unlock newfound energy that has friends saying "you look younger"
✅ Just 30 Minutes Per Day: Simple movements and $15 of basic supplements trigger rapid results
Here's My Exact 3-Phase Protocol That Reverses The Diet Loop:
Phase #1: MOBILIZE
(Force Your Cells to Dump Stored Toxins)
✓ The 5-minute "Lymphatic Flush Sequence" that forces your cells to dump stored inflammatory chemicals while you're doing simple movements in your living room (no sweating required)
✓ Cellular Autophagy Bedtime Protocol that programs your body to purge toxins and inflammation for the next 8 hours - literally melting inflammation while you sleep
✓ My Integration Protocol that unconsciously rewires how you approach food at parties, holidays, and restaurants so you never feel deprived again
✓ The exact 20-minute morning movements that trick inflamed cells into rapidly releasing their toxic load - proven to work even for women with bad knees, back pain, or zero fitness level
✓ Why these gentle movements work better than exhausting workouts for women over 50 (hint: it's about your lymphatic system, not burning calories)
Phase #2: NEUTRALIZE
(Stop Toxins From Poisoning Your Metabolism)
✓ Three specific inflammation-fighting nutrients hiding in common foods like broccoli and blueberries that neutralize toxins in your bloodstream within 24 hours
✓ My $15 "Inflammation Assassin" supplement stack that binds to inflammatory chemicals and escorts them out of your body (available at any grocery store)
✓ The "Cellular Clean Sweep" eating rhythm that forces your body to neutralize inflammation between meals without counting a single calorie or macro
✓ Which everyday foods are secretly flooding your system with inflammatory chemicals (and the simple swaps that reverse the damage in days)
✓ The complete good/bad fat guide that repairs damaged cell membranes and stops autoimmune reactions
PHASE #3: ELIMINATE
(Permanently Remove Toxins From Your Body)
✓ Five joyful activities that naturally force toxins out through your skin, breath, and elimination channels (yes, infrared saunas count, but you don't need one)
✓ The 3-minute breathing sequence that flips your body's "elimination switch" while melting stress-induced inflammation locked in your tissues for years
✓ My "Fiber Flush Formula" using specific fiber sources that bind to inflammatory chemicals and escort them out for good (not the harsh fiber that causes bloating)
✓ My optional "Rapid Release" supplement protocol that speeds up toxin elimination by 300% - the first one costs less than $10 and works within 48 hours
✓ How to turn everyday activities like showering and walking into powerful toxin-elimination sessions that leave you feeling lighter and more energized by day 3
Here's Everything You’ll Receive:
✓ The 5LB Inflammation Detox Protocol
✓ Lifetime Recording Access
✓ Low Cost Supplement Guide
✓ The Inflammation Reduction Movement Guide - 5-minute lymphatic activation sequences that mobilize stored inflamatory chemicals without exhausting exercise ($97 Value)
✓ MetaboClean™ Perfect Eating Plan - The simple meal plan and ingredients that resolve inflammation and ensure nourishment (no complex counting needed)
✓ NEW - The 30-Day Accountability Program - Anchors what you learned into who you’re becoming — helping you live with more energy, presence, clarity, and intentional love every single day.
✓ Private Facebook Support Group - Connect with other successful women on the same journey, get questions answered within hours ($297 Value)
Investment?
The price to join us live and get lifetime access to all materials is just $37
But there’s a catch:
If You Join Us For The Workshop, Implement What I Share With You and You Don’t Lose ‘5Lbs of Inflammation’, You Don’t Pay
I’ve proven this process over and over again with thousands of patients.
And I know 99% of my patients have tried everything to lose weight in the past.
Which is why I’m willing to make such a bold guarantee.
To show you a new path to focus on clearing toxins instead of counting calories.
Here’s What To Do Now…
Scroll down and confirm your name, email and payment details on the secure form below.
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Once you click the “order now” button you’ll be redirected to a thank you page where there will be a short anonymous survey.
Take 2 minutes to answer the questions so I can customize the workshop to what is happening in your current reality.
You’ll then join me live and see the step-by-step plan to rapidly clear toxins out of your body.
Looking forward to seeing you there and showing you the new way to quickly (and safely) clear away inflammation and weight without poisoning your body.
Dr Chris Pickard.
You're fully protected by our unconditional lifetime guarantee
If you don't lose at least 5lbs of toxic weight in 5 days, you pay nothing.
No questions.
No hassles.
No fine print.
Because you've wasted enough time and money on things that don't work.
This works. I've proven it already with women just like you.
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© Body In Balance 2025